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[Nogizaka, open you!]
Don! Let's start!
I'm Nogizaki Koji, and I'm Shikaru Paranoz. Nice to meet you!
And finally, it's Nogizaka's turn!
One, two, three...
Oh!
Everyone, let's get started with today's project!
Let's do it!
Speed Queen Challenge
Speed Queen Challenge!
Wow!
Questions and reactions from MCs are always required for variety shows.
Speed
In order for "Speed Queen Challenge" to survive, "Speed Queen Challenge" will be forced to train "speed".
What do you think is missing in Nogizaka right now?
"Speed".
Oh, is that so?
Yes, "speed".
Nogizaka will change drastically from now on.
After this show, everyone will speed up a lot, right?
Yes, that's right.
So, today...
I'll speed up more than usual.
Oh, you'll speed up.
So, the first one...
Kimura-san, please!
Let's go! "Speed Talk"!
What's that?
"Speed Talk"?
Yes, it's "Speed Talk".
When a topic for "Speed Talk" is announced,
the episode "Speed Talk" will be aired.
Four people will challenge and win against "Speed Talk" members.
The last one remaining will get a penalty drink for this show.
Well, it doesn't have to be that complicated,
but if you're separated from the topic,
or you don't know what you're saying,
you'll get a penalty drink.
Are you okay, Ume?
You're late!
I was already thinking about what to say.
You shouldn't think, you should feel.
"Speed Talk" episode talk.
First, these four will challenge.
Everyone, you know the rules, right?
Yes.
You have to go aggressively.
Are you okay with the water?
It's surprisingly fast, so it's okay.
I see.
Shokichi, you're also a senior, but you have to go.
Yes, I'll do my best.
She'll do her best.
Let's go.
"Speed Talk" topic is...
- Nice one, Shokuchi. - Shokuchi did it.
- Recently, I've been into sweets. - Sweets?
- Kuromi introduced the best sweets. - Snack sweets.
- I found the best sweets too. - Nice, I want to know about it.
- It's called "Kataage Potato". - Oh, you know about it.
- I bought it online. - You bought it online?
- I bought a box of it. - What?
There are 20 packets in one box.
I bought a box of it with a little salt and a box of it with a little pepper.
- You're amazing. - I got it like a seller.
I haven't finished it yet.
The latest one I bought online is "Kataage Potato".
- That's amazing. - I bought 20 packets of it.
- That's good. - That's good.
- I hear that a lot.
- "What did you buy online recently?" - That's good.
There's a story about it and there's a link to last week.
- That's good. - That's good.
- I did it!
Gokisei and Sunawara are out and there are only three people left.
- The topic will change. - Good luck.
Here is the next topic.
Let's talk about what we talked about in the dressing room.
- Tsutsui pressed it. - Tsutsui is fast.
- We talked about it in the dressing room. - Yes, we did.
- Let's talk about it in the dressing room. - Please.
It seems that the makeup artist gave me sweet potatoes.
I love sweet potatoes, so I wanted to eat them.
He asked me if I could eat only one and put it in a paper cup.
When I noticed it, it was all gone.
- You ate it all. - I ate it all.
I ate it all.
- Are you okay with it? - This is wonderful.
I ate it all.
- How is it? - You are sweet.
I don't know what's wrong with you.
When I went to see your live performance, I didn't laugh at all.
- But you laughed. - I'm happy.
- You didn't laugh at all. - I'm happy.
You didn't laugh about anything funny.
- Both of you? - Both of you are hurting each other.
There are two people left.
Will they be able to buy the parts?
- KUBOTO and AYAKA are amazing. - Yes.
- Do you support them? - Yes, we do.
- You support them. - You support them.
- We both talked about it. - That's right.
- You wanted to talk about it. - We wanted to talk about it.
- This is the entertainment world. - That's right.
- You can't talk about it unless you talk about it. - That's right.
- KUBOTO and AYAKA are competing. - Oh, no.
- They are competing. - They are competing.
- KOJIRA! - KOJIRA!
- That's fast. - KOJIRA!
- This is about your family's pride. - Yes.
- My family's pride. - It's about your family's pride.
- Please tell us about it. - Yes.
The previous captain, AKIMOTO MANATSU, talked about it on the radio the other day.
If you didn't join NOGIZAKA,
what kind of life would you like to live?
If you had gone to college normally,
would you like to go to college,
win the championship,
become a womanizer,
and get married?
She said she wanted to do that.
I couldn't say it at the time,
but my sister actually won the championship at college.
- That's great! - That's a great story!
- That's great! - That's great!
- She's a Japanese-style queen. - She's a Japanese-style queen.
- She also talked about it on the radio the other day. - She's amazing!
- Perfect! - She's perfect!
- And so, HAYAKAWA... - HAYAKAWA...
- HAYAKAWA lost. - HAYAKAWA lost.
No, I'm grateful for HAYAKAWA's name.
- HAYAKAWA's name. - HAYAKAWA's name.
HAYAKAWA usually says "yes," but when she was a kid, she never said "yes," did she?
I wanted to brag about my family.
- You can't do that. - You can't do that.
- Please let me do it! - You'll get a penalty!
HAYAKAWA didn't lose.
The penalty drink is halbergen.
- I should have bragged about my family. - You can't do that.
- Please drink it. - Go ahead!
It's really good for your throat.
- Did you push everything from the beginning? - Yes, I did!
- But you didn't brag about your family? - I really wanted to do it.
- I wonder why you couldn't do it. - You couldn't do it?
- That's too bad. - I bragged about my girlfriend.
- Your girlfriend? - I don't know what you're talking about.
Next, Himura-san, please!
- "Immediate Imitation"! - Let's do it!
What's with you?
This challenge is also for four people.
First, if you come up with an imitation genre, you will quickly win a prize.
Next, if you look at the title of the song, you will immediately perform that imitation.
- This looks interesting. - But it's pretty much like that, right?
Even in programs and stuff like that, they suddenly ask you to do "kujaku" or something like that.
Yes, yes.
This instantaneous power makes you laugh.
It's this speed, right?
If you do this after a little while...
- No, no, no! - It's like, "Eh? Eh? Eh?"
- No, no, no! - It's because of that speed...
- That's fine. - ...that you can laugh, right? - That's right!
- Alright, let's do our best! - Huh? Are you participating?
- No, no, I said "let's do our best"! - Ah, you surprised me.
- Himura-san, are you participating? - No, no, I'm doing my best!
- I'm saying "do your best"! - Can I do it?
- I'm saying "do your best"! - Himura-san, you're participating only in this part.
- No, no, no! I'm participating in this part! - Yes.
With that said, with their strongest qualifications, the four of them will do a speedy impersonation challenge!
Everyone, impersonations aren't really... well, Ume does impersonations of the members quite often...
- Well, that's true. - Right?
Himura-san, you're participating in this, so if you lose...
No, let's have a match. Seriously, everyone, let's do it. Seriously.
Alright, let's do it.
The impersonation genre is...
Please press it!
- Ah, what? - Wait, it's too soon.
- Yes, yes! - I said "please press it" just now.
- Please press it when you get the genre. - Amazing!
- You're really aggressive! - Aggressive!
- Ume-ki is crazy! - Crazy is included!
- Ume-ki is amazing! - I'm getting motivated to do this first in Battle Royal.
- Scary, scary! - I have no choice but to do it.
- Here I go. - Okay!
"Tsugumono" genre is...
- Faisal Ume! - It's a male comedian.
Who will you have do it? Here is the book.
- Here we go! 3, 2, 1, go! - Scary, scary, scary!
For now, it's better to have a bigger reaction.
Say it louder! Look! Everyone! Scary, scary!
- Okay! - Scary, scary!
- It's really good! - Scary, scary!
- It's Ume! - Scary, scary!
- Scary, scary!
- For now, it's better to have a bigger reaction. - Scary, scary!
- It's Ume! - You're a genius!
- It's Ume! - Scary, scary!
- But it's funny because you're doing it at this speed! - Scary, scary!
- For now, it's just Ume! - That's right!
- Amazing! - You did it properly, Degao-san!
- I did it! - Scary, scary! You have to crush it more!
- Scary! - Scary!
- That was really amazing! - Scary!
- It's not like you! You're laughing so much! - Scary, scary!
- You really crushed it! - Scary, scary!
- That was really funny! - I'm hungry!
- It was good, wasn't it, Ume? - I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
Who will continue the 100-minute shocking impersonation?
- There are still three people left! - Yes!
- Let's go! - I'm nervous!
Here is the genre!
- I don't know! - Everyone is pushing and losing!
- Shibata! - Yes! - Here is the person who will do it!
- Yes! - 3, 2, 1, go!
- Well, this table is 1,000 yen!
- It's a little high and it's very easy to eat!
- Where is Anmika-san's element? It's not Kansai dialect!
- I don't have a table over there, but... - It's Shibata!
- It's just right! It's just right for eating! - Yes, it's okay!
- No, no, it's not Shibata at all! It's just that Shibata introduced this table!
- That's right! - It wasn't even Kansai dialect!
- Why is it Kansai dialect? - I'm sorry!
With Himura left behind, it's a final battle between the two of them!
- It's amazing! - It's a one-on-one battle between Yumeki and Himura-san!
- It doesn't work at all! - It doesn't work!
- They're pushing and losing! - That's true!
- Here is the genre!
- Wow! - Yumeki! - I wanted to do this!
- I wanted to do it with an animal! - I wanted to do it with an animal!
- Here is the animal that Yumeki will do!
- Gorilla! 3, 2, 1, go ahead!
Why do you do it like that?
That's good.
But if Himura-san had a gorilla and won, Himura- san could win.
That's good.
She's doing it for real.
Yumi-kin, Yumi-kin, don't lose.
She's doing it.
Yumi-kin, you're okay.
What are you doing?
That's amazing.
Yumi-kin, you shook it off and did it.
I thought it was important to shake off my heart rate.
That's right.
That's what I was doing.
That's good.
You were really ugly.
You shook it off well.
You did it.
Everyone did well.
That's great.
It's funny if you don't look like you're copying someone.
That's true.
It's funny for everyone.
That's true.
That's Himura-san's punishment.
I lost like this.
That's terrible.
Please drink it.
It stinks!
It really stinks!
It stinks!
I lost like this because of a button.
After this, will the Paranoia Tournament begin?
From here, we will advance to the National Tournament.
This time, Yorin will be entering.
Kawasaki, you are one of the seniors, but you have to hurry up and go.
I don't want to play a penalty game, so I'll do my best.
That's true.
Kawasaki, you also have this kind of feeling at work, don't you?
The experience of being suddenly hit.
It's not a quick push yet.
But you're saying it right away by pressing the quick push button in your heart.
That's right. I always have to do it with that feeling.
That's right. You too, Kaki.
You always end up with something weird.
That's right.
It comes to my mind somehow, so that's probably it.
Right? You're weird now too.
I think you'll be trained for this.
That's right.
You too, Sato.
You have to hurry up and go.
You're a show-off.
That's right.
Do your best.
I'll aim for first place and do my best.
Then we'll start.
"Quick Talk".
Here is the topic!
You're here! You're here! You're fast!
Yes!
Then, please talk!
I love makeup, but today I raised my eyelashes more than usual.
Is that so?
I don't know.
I want you to talk a little more.
Oh, well...
I want to see you a little more.
Then, please do it again with makeup!
Do I have to laugh?
No, no, no!
If you can laugh, it's even better!
It's an active battle!
Yes!
Yes! Please do it with makeup!
Yes!
I'm not interested in makeup at all.
Until I came to Nogizaka, I haven't really touched makeup.
Oh, you haven't touched it.
That's right.
So, I haven't gone to a department store to buy cosmetics yet.
What?
It's been five years.
You haven't gone to a department store?
I haven't gone to a department store...
Can someone go there for me?
Oh, that's good!
Okay!
Was that okay?
Because it was funny?
Oh, because it was funny?
No, that was...
That was a talk, wasn't it?
Can someone go there for me?
Kaki has gone far away and there are only three people left!
You have to go more and more!
You can do it!
Here's the next question!
Here it is!
It's that, right?
Weird, long, thin, long thing.
Last night's dinner...
It was glass noodles.
I think I know it!
It's pretty popular among young people these days.
It's popular because of the rose sauce and stuff like that.
I know it!
How about this?
You're lucky!
You're lucky, right?
But it's no good!
It's no good like this!
Oh, that's good!
Then it's no good!
It's unfair!
Oh, I see!
Let's do it again for last night's dinner!
Ready, go!
Last night's dinner was no good!
I know it!
What do you think my last night's dinner was?
Eh?
What was it?
Tanmyo.
You think so, don't you?
Tanmyo is different.
It was late-night meal, Tanmyo.
Tanmyo was late-night meal.
My last night's dinner was chicken bento.
Chicken bento?
Chicken bento.
What's chicken bento?
Atami gave me the music video shooting.
I ate chicken bento at Atami.
Well, well.
That's good.
In short, you should know about that person.
I see.
Because I covered it up.
But it's good.
You're good.
Sato and Kawasaki, which one will be punished?
Kawasaki is not active at all.
Yes, but I will definitely do it next time.
Really?
This is between you two, Sato and Kawasaki.
Thank you very much.
Then I will go.
The answer is...
This one!
I feel like I pushed it before I saw it.
Kawasaki, please.
I usually have a bad memory, but I'm good at remembering the faces of people who come to see me for the first time in a while.
The one you talk to?
Yes, I'm very good at talking to people. Once you come to me, I'll say, "Oh, it's been a while."
Really? Is it okay for you to say that?
Oh, I'm getting a little anxious.
That was cute.
That's it.
This is difficult.
It's like this.
I pushed it the fastest, but I'm saying it again.
That's right.
I don't know about the content.
I don't know about the eyelashes.
I want to practice talking, but is there a good place?
It's here. It's here to talk actively.
Oh, really?
And it's watching TV.
If you look closely at people who want to talk like you when you watch TV, is that a lesson?
Yes, watching TV and practicing pronunciations.
You don't have to practice pronunciations.
It's okay.
Sato Rika will execute the penalty drink.
Please.
This is really bad.
You are not allowed to drink water afterwards.
This is terrible.
This is a lie.
From now on, there will be a second round of impersonation.
Mr. Shimura will join us again.
I don't think Endo and Inoue have the ability to imitate.
But if you lose, you won't drink.
Yoda will join us.
I don't know anything.
What do you know?
I'm afraid of patterns I don't know.
But you know "gorilla", right?
I know "gorilla".
You know "kamika", right?
I know "kao", but I don't know what "monomane" is.
But you know "gorilla", right?
I know "gorilla".
What is that tone?
You know only "gorilla", right?
Endo, are you okay?
You don't seem like doing that.
Are you doing it in the dressing room?
Have you ever impersonated in front of everyone?
No, I haven't.
I've never impersonated myself.
But you all saw it, right?
She did her best.
Try to remember "ume no de ga".
No, no, no.
It's better to have a bigger reaction.
Make it louder.
No, no, no.
Everyone's reaction is terrible.
Look at that.
That was funny.
"ume no de ga" was funny.
This is very good.
It's good for eating.
Who is that?
What about "ume no de ga"?
Do you impersonate?
I don't impersonate.
I don't watch TV much.
I don't watch celebrities.
But you know "gorilla", right?
I know "gorilla".
Stop it!
"gorilla" is very famous.
I'll never impersonate "ume no de ga".
That's right.
New characters are born one after another.
Now, let's go. As soon as a genre comes up, it's a fast-paced game.
Let's go. Imitation genre. Here you go!
Oh! End!
It's tiring!
It's a gag! A gag!
There is a thing called "gag"!
You do a gag, right?
What is "gag"?
This is a gag. Please imitate it. Please go ahead!
Eh, I don't know.
It's Tsuda-kun!
Tsuda-ne!
Dian, Tsuda!
Let's go!
Eh, what was it? What kind of guy is it?
Tsuda-ne!
3, 2, 1!
Go ahead!
Goi-goi-suu!
Please do it a little more!
Goi-goi-suu!
Please do it a little more!
There is a thing called "gag"!
Goi-goi-suu!
OK!
You did it!
Goi-goi-suu!
It was cute! It's good!
It's cute!
It's good!
You did your best!
Did you do your best?
I did my best!
You pushed me pretty fast!
You are amazing!
You pushed me faster than I thought!
No, Kimura-san is pushing you!
No, I'm pushing you!
Me!
Endo, you passed!
Ah, I'm glad!
No, it's your courage!
Courage!
That's right!
Courage!
Masked Endo passed first!
Who is the next hero?
Let's go!
Genre!
It's this!
Eh?
Isn't this good?
It might not fall!
What should we do?
It's an anime!
If you do it without knowing it, it might be OK!
OK!
It's an anime!
Please do this impersonation!
I haven't seen it yet!
It's OK!
Let's go!
It's Son Goku!
3, 2, 1, go!
Kamehameha!
I want to see an impersonation of you talking!
That's right!
Talk!
It's Son Goku's impersonation of you talking!
Ora, Goku dazo!
A little more!
That's good!
A little more!
Ora, Goku da!
A little more!
Let's go!
Give me more!
Talk!
I will defeat you!
I won't say that!
You might say it in a battle!
I haven't heard of it!
I will defeat you!
Is it OK?
It's OK!
You don't know it!
I will do my best!
You said "ora! ora! goku!" and "mamehameha!"
But it's the atmosphere, so it's OK!
Himura-san, you are really pushing him!
I'm pushing him all the time!
Can you do "goku" too?
Of course I can!
Try it!
I'm hungry! Hey! Don't come! Hey! Go away!
If you can push him...
Can you do "goi goi suu" too?
"goi goi suu"!
OK! OK!
You should have pushed him!
I'm pushing him!
Everyone, is there a pattern for saying "tsuyoku" and "dekaku"?
Yes, there is!
But Himura-san is already a professional!
He can do it right away!
It's a match!
It's OK!
Inoue, you just need to win "botan"
Yes!
Will Inoue be able to defeat Himura-san?
OK! Here is the last one!
This is the genre of imitation!
I want to do it!
We don't know it yet!
But you know, you might get "batsu" (punishment)
Yes, "batsu"
Inoue, do your best!
Here is the animal you will imitate!
Chicken!
Let's go!
3, 2, 1, go!
What is it?
"kokkekoo" (cockroach)
What is it?
Do it more! Do it more!
Cockroach?
kokkekoo
Go back to the cockroach!
You might get "batsu" (punishment)
kokkekoo
Shout it more!
It's morning!
Shout it more!
kokkekoo
OK!
Wow!
Actually, I was going to say "x", but I did my best.
The first "kokkekoo" was very funny.
It was "kokkekoo".
What do you want to do?
If it's an animal, I can do it.
Really? Can you feed it?
Please do it.
How can you do it like that?
It's just throwing up.
It's funny.
It's like an explosion.
How can it come out of an earthquake?
Himura, it's a penalty game.
Oh, no!
Please drink it.
It's a chicken!
It's a chicken called "yoda".
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Hi, I'm runa.
Hi, I'm miya.
You notice it, don't you?
I notice it.
It's different, isn't it?
It's different.
What is it?
It's about 2020.
I cut my bangs to look young.
Did you notice it?
So...
One, two...